Activewear Aficionado Gifts

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I know nothing about yoga. I just like the pants."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Underweird bras."

I drive, therefore I am.

We Used to Build Things

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Happy Brithday

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Sorry, free parking for big campaign contributors only'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Mankini - One size fits all.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

"Kid's today!"

Boxers vs. Briefs

"If I didn't it to p*** through I'd whack the damn thing off!"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Gerrymandering

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"