Activewear Aficionado Pillows

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I know nothing about yoga. I just like the pants."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Underweird bras."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

I drive, therefore I am.

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Happy Brithday

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Sorry, free parking for big campaign contributors only'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Mankini - One size fits all.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"Kid's today!"

Boxers vs. Briefs

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"If I didn't it to p*** through I'd whack the damn thing off!"

Gerrymandering

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

A Man mixing up his sports.