Accidental Comedians Gifts

Jeff's search for 'Online Theological Education' had returned some questionable results.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Bathing and Showering.

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Canoeing Incorrectly

A Not So Grand Slam.

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

Freak Accident Specialist

Cotton candy

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"Maybe you just can't tell a joke."

"Good morning, world!"

"Morning! Are the fish biting?"

Can You Dance?

"It just started as a list of his faults, and just evolved into a horror novel."

At death's door

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"Can you hear me now?"

"Underarm! Underarm!"

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...