Accidental Comedians Pillows

Jeff's search for 'Online Theological Education' had returned some questionable results.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Bathing and Showering.

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Canoeing Incorrectly

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"Maybe you just can't tell a joke."

Cotton candy

At death's door

Can You Dance?

"Can you hear me now?"

"Good morning, world!"

"Morning! Are the fish biting?"

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"It just started as a list of his faults, and just evolved into a horror novel."

"Underarm! Underarm!"

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."