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"Sadie, how can I convince my husband a vacation is worth paying for?" "Excellent question. In my day, vacations were an essential component of a successful marriage." "I would get two weeks a year to don a bikini, sit on a tropical beach amidst coconuts and oiled-up cabana boys, and recharge my yelling voice." "And he would stay home working and have two weeks to live in dread of my imminent return." "It was a win-win situation, really." "What were we talking about, again?" "Um... n