"It's an exact replica of the kind of zoo they would usually live in."
Zoo Critic Gifts
Searching for a clever gift for the zoo critic in your life? Our collection features amusing, insightful products perfect for those who love animals and aren’t afraid to share their honest opinions. Whether they’re wildlife enthusiasts or critique the zoo experience with humor, these items make a memorable gift that reflects their unique personality and passion.
'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'
City Zoo: Day Care
'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'
A mother and baby elephant
'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'
Dog Dressed to Eat
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'
"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"
"That's mine!"
Horse statue throws off rider.
Zoo Inc. Management Structure
"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."
"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."
Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).
"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"
They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!
The Litany Of Fun
'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'
"Whiplash..."
The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.
Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.
'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'
Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.
Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor
"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "
'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'
Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.
Giraffe Haircut
Dog thinking - Now I suppose they'll put a saddle on me and feed me hay!
Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...
Odorant
'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'
'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'
Zoo Critic Gifts Collection
Zoo Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for zoo critics who appreciate a humorous take on their wildlife passion.
Zoo Critic Pillows
Browse our pillows that offer a fun and charming way to add personality to any space, just like a true zoo critic.
Zoo Critic Prints
Visit our art prints section to find witty and creative designs for anyone passionate about wildlife critique.
Zoo Critic T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for zoo critics who love to wear their humor and animal love on their sleeve.