Zoo Critic Pillows

"It's an exact replica of the kind of zoo they would usually live in."

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

A mother and baby elephant

Dog Dressed to Eat

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"That's mine!"

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

The Litany Of Fun

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Whiplash..."

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Odorant

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

Giraffe Haircut

Dog thinking - Now I suppose they'll put a saddle on me and feed me hay!