Pet Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for your pet critic friend or family member? Our curated selection blends humor and personality, featuring products that speak to their love of animals and their witty, discerning nature. From amusing mugs to witty t-shirts and stylish prints, these gifts showcase the humor and charm of the ultimate pet critic. Whether they’re famous for their honest feedback or their love for their furry friends, find a gift that matches their critiquing spirit and sense of humor.

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'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.' mockup

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

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'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.' mockup

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

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"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say." mockup

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

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"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?" mockup

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

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Dog Dressed to Eat

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Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!' mockup

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

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"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?" mockup

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

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"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food." mockup

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

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'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?' mockup

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

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Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . . mockup

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

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'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!' mockup

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

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'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.' mockup

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

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"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?" mockup

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

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"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it." mockup

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

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Pet Cemetery.

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"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!" mockup

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

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Sick Exhibitionist

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'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!' mockup

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

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"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately." mockup

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

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Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters. mockup

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

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"A cat wouldn't answer."

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'I like it.'

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A dog sits at her typwriter

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The message was clear: Pay up or die. Or maybe it was: Change the water.

The message was clear: Pay up or die. Or maybe it was: Change the water. mockup

The message was clear: Pay up or die. Or maybe it was: Change the water.

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'A dog learns about the flyer that was used to find him.'

'A dog learns about the flyer that was used to find him.' mockup

'A dog learns about the flyer that was used to find him.'

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"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?" mockup

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"

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'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!' mockup

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

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Dog Food Testing Lab.

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Honk If You Hate Cats

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"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good

"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good mockup

"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good

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Dog chasing tire from auto accident. mockup

Dog chasing tire from auto accident.

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"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees."

"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees." mockup

"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees."

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'Great car-chasing scenes!'

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Pet Critic Gifts Collection

Pet Critic Mugs

Explore more pet critic humor and witty mugs that make every coffee break a lighthearted moment.

Pet Critic Pillows

Find cozy, humorous pillows that add personality and comfort to any room for your pet critic loved ones.

Pet Critic Prints

Browse vibrant prints that celebrate pet lovers’ humor and discerning eye, perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Pet Critic T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts designed for pet critics who love to showcase their humor and personality.