Zoning Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone passionate about zoning and urban planning? Our range captures that clever, organized spirit with witty, well-designed items perfect for fans of structure, city layouts, and spatial art. Whether they enjoy creating, analyzing, or simply admire well-planned spaces, these gifts bring a touch of their favorite hobby into everyday life.

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We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum. mockup

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.' mockup

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

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Prize vegetables.

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Allotment

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!" mockup

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

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Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other." mockup

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

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Deadline

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This is NOT 'nipping out'.

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Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . . mockup

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

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"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?" mockup

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

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'The owner plays in the NBA.'

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"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics." mockup

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

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'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.' mockup

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

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"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.." mockup

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

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For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.' mockup

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

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'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .' mockup

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

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Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds mockup

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

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Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow. mockup

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

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"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

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'They're playing house.'

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'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.' mockup

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

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'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?' mockup

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

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"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location." mockup

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

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"We thought we could put in the details later."

"We thought we could put in the details later." mockup

"We thought we could put in the details later."

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"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."

"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing." mockup

"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."

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Zen Master Huineng

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'Now we've had our loft changed into a bedroom, the vicar's preaching to the converted.'

'Now we've had our loft changed into a bedroom, the vicar's preaching to the converted.' mockup

'Now we've had our loft changed into a bedroom, the vicar's preaching to the converted.'

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"This place is cheap now, but rates go way up during hibernation season."

"This place is cheap now, but rates go way up during hibernation season." mockup

"This place is cheap now, but rates go way up during hibernation season."

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"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!" mockup

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

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"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course." mockup

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

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"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge." mockup

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

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Safety last.

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Zoning Aficionado Gifts Collection

Zoning Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for zoning enthusiasts—perfect for enjoying their favorite beverage with a touch of structured humor or cityscape charm.

Zoning Aficionado Pillows

Cozy up with pillows featuring detailed zoning maps and city designs—perfect for the organized aficionado’s living space.

Zoning Aficionado Prints

Decorate with stunning prints of city plans and zoning artistry—bring their love of urban design into their home or office with flair.

Zoning Aficionado T-Shirts

Discover witty and stylish t-shirts crafted for urban planning fans—show off their passion for city layouts and zoning with every wear.