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Zoning Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about zoning? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that highlight their love of spatial organization, property boundaries, and urban planning. Whether they work in real estate, city planning, or simply love arranging their space, these products add a personal touch to their interests. Find humorous mugs, stylish prints, or cozy pillows that speak to their zoning obsession. Surprise them with a gift that reflects their unique hobby and brings a smile to their face.
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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."
"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"
"But what if this is all there is?"
"And you need to know this why?"
'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'
"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."
The Coordination Committee meets. . .
"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"
Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.
We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.
"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."
'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'
"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"
'But what is a recession, Father?'
"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"
Free Thinking.
You said you wanted privacy - Realty.
Bertrand Russell.
'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'
Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.
Transcending the physical looks good on you.
'Goopta's philosophy is that you should always take the path of least resistance.'
"Tia Carmen, this city council just banned roosters from living in town."
Mindfulness
Oh (cursing symbols)! The dog has a zip line!
'You know, if we got a big-screen TV, we could all watch it!'
"Good luck trying to get him to do nothing."
Keep off the grass...
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Yoga Class. I was way ahead of the rest of the class...especially during the "empty your mind" part.
'Question'
"Wow! Zip line faster than vine!"
Zoning Gifts Collection
Zoning Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate zoning enthusiasts—perfect for steaming drinks and sharing a laugh.
Zoning Pillows
Cozy up with pillows featuring zoning designs—adding humor and personality to any room.
Zoning Prints
Decorate with prints that highlight zoning passions—perfect for offices or personal spaces to inspire and amuse.
Zoning T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that showcase a love for zoning and urban planning—ideal for casual wear and making a statement.