Zoning Prints

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

Free Thinking.

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

You said you wanted privacy - Realty.

Bertrand Russell.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Transcending the physical looks good on you.

'You know, if we got a big-screen TV, we could all watch it!'

"Good luck trying to get him to do nothing."

Keep off the grass...

Mindfulness

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"Tia Carmen, this city council just banned roosters from living in town."

'Goopta's philosophy is that you should always take the path of least resistance.'

'Question'

"Wow! Zip line faster than vine!"

"I wonder why Ralphie has been bugging me all week about zip lines?"