Zoning Enthusiast Prints

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Deadline

Office Meeting

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

X-RAY

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Working from OM.

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

"My schedule is just nuts."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zoomies call.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'