Zoning Enthusiast Gifts

Home Sweet Sign

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Deadline

Office Meeting

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Third Option

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

X-RAY

'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'

Working from OM.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Zoomies call.

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

The Vicious Rectangle

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'