Zodiac Fans Gifts

'Hey, baby! You're a Virgo, right? We're compatible! I'm a Sagittarius unneutered cat hunter and mailman biter in ascendant Capricorn'!

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Rogue elephant

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Hypnotoon

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Ill next Thursday

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

tiger strangling snakes

"So, what is your star sign?"

Year of the Rat

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Documentation Please

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'Yes,I know, but where do you suppose I'm going to find a rhino around here?'

Flying Rhino

'I'm a Pisces.'

"It's my New Year!"

Gobel Giraffe Farm