Zany Juxtaposer Gifts

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"Smite him, my son!"

Cocktails and Peacocks

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Acme Crazy Straws

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"I'm a street artist."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'Don't you just love the dawn chorus?'

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"Boy, am I glad I'm out on this expedition! If I were home, my wife would have me working in the yard!"

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

"Going up...first floor...zebras antelopes and gnus second floor...young buffalo live shoppers and tourists..."

Santa and a Robber