Culture Juxtaposer Gifts

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Devil tattoo.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"My mind is still on vacation."

Cocktails and Peacocks

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

Rodin's Pub Regular

Opera Pickleball

"I'm a street artist."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"The end is near."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'I think he's spent too much time in the city.'

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Don't you just love the dawn chorus?'

Pirate buying 'Hip Hop' CD in music store.

"Microsoft up a third, GM down a half on low volume..."

'Nah, just send it Federal Express.'

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

Prisoners of the Cheyenne accountants.

Yid and Yang