Joyful Juxtaposer Gifts

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Devil tattoo.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Cocktails and Peacocks

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

"I'm a street artist."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"The end is near."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'Don't you just love the dawn chorus?'

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

"Boy, am I glad I'm out on this expedition! If I were home, my wife would have me working in the yard!"

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

"Your Judaica shop?"

Santa and a Robber