Nature Juxtaposer Gifts

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

'Don't you just love the dawn chorus?'

Cocktails and Peacocks

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Devil tattoo.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

Hunt, Gather

"Rats, we have to move out: Looks like the Internet is down, the kids are coming out with a ball to play..."

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

Hmm, no, I think I liked it better over there.

"The end is near."

"I'm a street artist."

A cactus growing on an igloo

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

"Boy, am I glad I'm out on this expedition! If I were home, my wife would have me working in the yard!"

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

Camouflage.

Honey Trappist

"Your Judaica shop?"