Environmental Juxtaposer Gifts

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Devil tattoo.

Cocktails and Peacocks

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

"Rats, we have to move out: Looks like the Internet is down, the kids are coming out with a ball to play..."

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

"The end is near."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"I'm a street artist."

A cactus growing on an igloo

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Don't you just love the dawn chorus?'

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

"Boy, am I glad I'm out on this expedition! If I were home, my wife would have me working in the yard!"

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

"Your Judaica shop?"

Honey Trappist