Artistic Juxtaposer Gifts

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

"I'm a street artist."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Devil tattoo.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Cocktails and Peacocks

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"The end is near."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Don't you just love the dawn chorus?'

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"Boy, am I glad I'm out on this expedition! If I were home, my wife would have me working in the yard!"

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

"Your Judaica shop?"

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'