Juxtaposition Enthusiast Gifts

Honey Trappist

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Devil tattoo.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'I'm on the plain.'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"I'm a street artist."

Smokin' In the Toys Room

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"The end is near."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Assassin/Cartoonist

"Microsoft up a third, GM down a half on low volume..."

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"Mum, dad . . . I'm Homosapiens."

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

"Your Judaica shop?"

Santa and a Robber