Juxtaposition Appreciator Gifts

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Devil tattoo.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"The end is near."

"I'm a street artist."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

Scenic Route.

'You're not a quitter... so I'm firing you.'

'He's terrified of heights.'

'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'

Assassin/Cartoonist

A cactus growing on an igloo