Juxtaposition Lover Gifts

"Your Judaica shop?"

Devil tattoo.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

Smokin' In the Toys Room

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"The end is near."

"I'm a street artist."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"Microsoft up a third, GM down a half on low volume..."

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Assassin/Cartoonist

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

Santa and a Robber