Juxtaposition Junkie Gifts

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Devil tattoo.

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

Smokin' In the Toys Room

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"The end is near."

"I'm a street artist."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Assassin/Cartoonist

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

"Microsoft up a third, GM down a half on low volume..."

'We shouldn't have any trouble in keeping a balanced portfolio!'

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

Honey Trappist

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

"Your Judaica shop?"

Santa and a Robber