Juxtaposition Gifts

"The end is near."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Devil tattoo.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"I'm a street artist."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"Microsoft up a third, GM down a half on low volume..."

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Assassin/Cartoonist

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

"Your Judaica shop?"