Juxtaposition Appreciator T-Shirts

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Devil tattoo.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Maybe we never actually do anything because we keep calling for a show of hands.

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"The end is near."

"I'm a street artist."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

Scenic Route.

'You're not a quitter... so I'm firing you.'

'He's terrified of heights.'

A cactus growing on an igloo

Assassin/Cartoonist