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Assassin/Cartoonist

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Devil tattoo.

'I'm on the plain.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"The end is near."

Smokin' In the Toys Room

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"Microsoft up a third, GM down a half on low volume..."

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"Mum, dad . . . I'm Homosapiens."

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

"Your Judaica shop?"

Santa and a Robber