Tech Juxtaposer Gifts

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Devil tattoo.

"Smite him, my son!"

Cocktails and Peacocks

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'I'm on the plain.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

"The end is near."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"I'm a street artist."

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'Don't you just love the dawn chorus?'

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

EZ pass cards only.

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

"Your Judaica shop?"

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