Youthful Curmudgeons Pillows

Victorian Children's Party

A boy acting suspiciously

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Whatever!

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

Uncle Murray Weekly

I HATE STUFF

Last day of school.

'Who gave you that black eye?'

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

'Sunnyside down.'

"Working with the elderly can be challenging... They can be bad tempered and curmudgeonly. I never ask him for anything until he's had his nap!"

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

"Even your sleep is curmudgeonly."

'I'm not here!'

'Society of hermits'

The Post Of Christmas Present

"Another p**s and vinegar?"

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

Desk Bins of a Curmudgeon.

"Hello. This is Dial-a-Grump. What the hell do you want?"

Kid in the A & E because his hand is stuck in his piggy bank.

I say, Billy, 'ere's a gipsy! Let's 'ave our fortins telled!