Curmudgeon Appreciator Pillows

Desk Bins of a Curmudgeon.

"Hello. This is Dial-a-Grump. What the hell do you want?"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

"Working with the elderly can be challenging... They can be bad tempered and curmudgeonly. I never ask him for anything until he's had his nap!"

'Sunnyside down.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Things are looking up!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

I HATE STUFF

"Are you binge watching again?"

Fish sleeping in a sardines tin.