Curmudgeon Appreciator Gifts

Desk Bins of a Curmudgeon.

"Hello. This is Dial-a-Grump. What the hell do you want?"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

"Working with the elderly can be challenging... They can be bad tempered and curmudgeonly. I never ask him for anything until he's had his nap!"

'Sunnyside down.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Things are looking up!"

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

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'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Fish sleeping in a sardines tin.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears