Young Golfers Unite Gifts

"Wanna play doctor?"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

Clock Face Golf Set

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Skunk dreaming.

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Golfer couple just married

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

"My kind of course."

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

Golfing Romance

'A sand wedge. A sand wedge, for crying out loud.'

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'