Young Golfers Unite Mugs

"Wanna play doctor?"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Clock Face Golf Set

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Skunk dreaming.

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

Golfer couple just married

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

"My kind of course."

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Sink the putt or else!

Golfing Romance

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'

Divining Oil

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).