Junior Golfing Champ Gifts

Golf Fib

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Boys Cooking

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Clock Face Golf Set

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Wanna play doctor?"

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"I think our coffee shop is going after an even younger market."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'One day you'll be able to 'sack' a football manager.'

Moral Ambiguity

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

Poker Moms

"My kind of course."

Window in the Outfield.

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

"It's a mug's game!"

A child with his cricket set

'Michael, use your words. What do you say when someone takes your truck?'

'Clarence, it's always an inspiration to see you playing with pain.'

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

The Mental Health Impact of Covid

"Must you treat me like a child?"

'Is this the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Whiffle Ball Golf.