Junior Golfing Champ Pillows

Golf Fib

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Boys Cooking

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Clock Face Golf Set

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'One day you'll be able to 'sack' a football manager.'

Moral Ambiguity

"I think our coffee shop is going after an even younger market."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Poker Moms

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"My kind of course."

Window in the Outfield.

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

"It's a mug's game!"

'Clarence, it's always an inspiration to see you playing with pain.'

A child with his cricket set

The Mental Health Impact of Covid

"Must you treat me like a child?"

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

'Is this the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Whiffle Ball Golf.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.