Golf Champion Pillows

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Knight Golfing

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfing Bishop.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

I think you're ace

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Snooker Golf.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"