Golf Champion Pillows

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'