Golf Championship Season Pillows

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Golf lessons

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'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Don't move.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Duh!"

Welcome to summer school.

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."