Start Of Golfing Season Pillows

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Golfing Bishop.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Snooker Golf.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The Golfing Accident

I think you're ace

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."