Future Golf Champion Gifts

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Baby Piano

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Exercising

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Violin Practise

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

The Amateur Golfer

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Future Wrestler

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Clock Face Golf Set

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Duh!"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."