Future Golf Champion Mugs

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Baby Piano

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Exercising

Violin Practise

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

The Amateur Golfer

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Future Wrestler

'Don't move.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Clock Face Golf Set

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Duh!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"