Amateur Golfing Gifts

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Snooker Golf.

I think you're ace

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Putting Practice.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."