"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."
Young Comedian Pillows
Add a touch of comedy to their space with playful pillows featuring clever slogans or cartoon-inspired designs that any young comedian will love.
"To what do you attribute your longevity."
"You can call me a sanitary engineer, but to me it's still taking out the trash."
Why Kids Don't Host Talk Shows
Boy using slang
'No, you can't fast forward the microwave like a DVD!'
'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'
'Well, mom, I don't know what I stepped in, but judging from the smell, it's organic!'
'No-I am NOT warming the pot!'
A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.
Stand up comedy for four-year-olds.
"Lucky that god gave us friends to compensate for giving us parents!"
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
"I'm the Grin Reaper."
One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Young Comedian Pillows Collection
Young Comedian Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for young comedians. Perfect for coffee or tea, these witty designs will keep the laughs brewing every day.
Young Comedian Prints
Browse our funny and inspiring art prints, ideal for decorating any comedy enthusiast’s room or studio with a touch of wit.
Young Comedian T-Shirts
Check out our collection of humorous t-shirts perfect for young comedians. Wear your comedy on your sleeve and keep the good vibes going.