Yoga Dieter Gifts

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Not that sort of body building program!'

My God, I need to fart.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Peace. Love. Light

'Have you been working out?'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Buns Of Veal.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

The reason why cows don't do yoga.

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

Woman and sport trainer

Advanced pilates.

"I'm starting to see the resemblance..."

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.