Yo-yo Dieter Gifts

"I'm really good at diets, this is my 50th!"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

"I'm bulking up for the start of my next big diet."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Yoyo sheep

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yo-Yo Sales

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

Woman and sport trainer

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

"Do you mind?"

'You're going to go on a diet.'

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

Ernie's on a high-protein diet and craving foods he can't have. They're creeping into everything he says. Whatcha watching, Ernie? I'm trying to decide between "Game of Scones" and that zombie show, "The Walking Bread." Later I might watch some "Dancing with the Starch." Ernie, leave room for that political drama you enjoy so much. Oh yeah, I love binging on "House of Carbs"!

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!"

"We ought to give this diet a name."

Business is up and down.

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"