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"I'm really good at diets, this is my 50th!"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

"I'm bulking up for the start of my next big diet."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Yoyo sheep

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

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'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

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Woman and sport trainer

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Do you mind?"

'You're going to go on a diet.'

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'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

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'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!"

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

"We ought to give this diet a name."

Business is up and down.

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