Yoga Dieter Pillows

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Not that sort of body building program!'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

My God, I need to fart.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Peace. Love. Light

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'Have you been working out?'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Buns Of Veal.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

'Been working out?'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

The reason why cows don't do yoga.

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

Woman and sport trainer

Advanced pilates.

The trouble with 'Sitting like a mountain'.

"I'm starting to see the resemblance..."