Strict Dieter Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful yet funny gift for a strict dieter? Our range of products captures the dedication and discipline of healthy living with a lighthearted touch. Whether they’re counting calories or mindful of every bite, find something that makes their journey a little more enjoyable and understood.

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A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health. mockup

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

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'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.' mockup

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.' mockup

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

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'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.' mockup

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

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"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana." mockup

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

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"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out." mockup

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

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'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?' mockup

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

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"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite." mockup

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

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'I gotta lose some weight.'

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'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...' mockup

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

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'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.' mockup

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

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"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance." mockup

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

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'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.' mockup

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

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'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.' mockup

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

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'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.' mockup

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad." mockup

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

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'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.' mockup

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

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'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.' mockup

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

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"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age." mockup

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

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'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.' mockup

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

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All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

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"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet." mockup

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

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"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish." mockup

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

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Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free. mockup

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

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Obesity Report

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'When does the fridge go on a diet?' mockup

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

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'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.' mockup

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

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The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite! mockup

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

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'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.' mockup

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

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"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

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"Ready to head back?"

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'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!' mockup

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

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"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?" mockup

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

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Strict Dieter Gifts Collection

Strict Dieter Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs for strict dieters? Discover our full range of humorously designed drinkware to keep their mornings bright and their spirits high.

Strict Dieter Pillows

Shop our funny and supportive pillows for strict dieters. Add a pop of humor and comfort to their rest space during their healthy lifestyle journey.

Strict Dieter Prints

Browse our inspiring prints for strict dieters. Celebrate their lifestyle with amusing and motivational art to brighten their kitchen or living space.

Strict Dieter T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts perfect for strict dieters. Find a fun and motivating shirt that matches their dedication and sense of humor.