Yeast Tamer Gifts

I bake my own bread

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Not you. Your hair.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Education Guidance

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Computer Time Bomb.

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'He micromanages all our trades.'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.