Yeast Tamer Mugs

I bake my own bread

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Education Guidance

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Computer Time Bomb.

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"