Twister Tamer Mugs

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Lovely dovetail."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Crying baby

Out of patience

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

The Terrible Forty-Twos

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Happy Tots Day Care.

Quiet Time